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shall we get frisky in the tent bernedette
A sex position where a man lays on the floor and the sex partner rides him. The boner of the laying person refers to a pole for a tent, and act of riding refers to setting up the tent. It can shortly be called as "tenting".
Hey sexy, 'd you want to head back in and set up a tent?
The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.
Francois got a wicked French tent.
The act of making out or more in a tent.
“Hey tanny, wanna go tent tangoing”
“Sure Zach ;)”
A sexual act of pegging someone while in a tent.
He got so drunk last night, they both decided to try tent pegging.
A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”