November 16th

A no homo day of sorts where all gay shit is allowed.

Person 1: its November 16th
Person 2: Bro you wanna do gay shit
Person 1: Hell yeah!

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November 8th

The day that the most beautiful person was born

Friend: what day were you born?
Person: November 8th

Friend: that makes sense because your so beautiful

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November 10th

November 10th is national throw a raw egg at a person taller you day.

November 10th is national throw a raw egg at a person taller you day.

P1”hey Patrick”
P1*holds raw egg up*
P2”oh fuck”
P2*fucking runs*

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November 30

Love your girlfriend so much that she feels loved and appreciated and wanted day. ( p.s this is for u Maddy )

Me: Hey babe, guess what day it is?
Her: November 30th? Why?
Me: * embraces and screams compliments at her *

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November 13

BEETLEJUICE DAY
Day to dress up in black for Lydia and wear black, white and green on your wrist. If you are born on this day you have to be Beetlejuice.

HI I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE I'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE DON'T GO TO THE NETHER WORLD "nether world?" DID I SAY NETHER WORLD NEVERMIND. Yup that’s November 13

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Delta November

Noun, American military slang.

Dumb nigger. African cannon fodder.

sshhhBEEP: Ahhh roger, i'm gonna need you to send me an extra guy to throw in the guard rotation. we've got two in the CP."

sshhhBEEP: Ahhhhhhh roger, I'll send over my Delta November.

sshhhBEEP: Tango Mike.

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november 9

money making bitches bday

its November 9, happy mf bday moneymakinjurmay

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