One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn

Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"

frat o'clock

when everybody at a party becomes suitably drunk, wherein the line between drunk and shit-faced is crossed

when we arrived at the party at central it was barely frat o'clock

8 o'clock fever

When a person becomes loopy and lethargic. Behaviors include constant laughing and spacing out. This primarily happens at 8:00 pm when day turns to dusk.

"Oh god, I hope she doesn't get the 8 o'clock fever during dinner today"

"Oh shit, I think the 8 o'clock is coming on"

11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.

jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

Sausage o'clock

A woman feeling extremely horny and wanting sex right now!

Get upstairs, it's sausage o'clock 😋