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National give your crush a flower day
person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh
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Kiss your crush day
Slap ass
Ask out crush
Do all above
Lulu “ hey it’s October 16 you know what that means
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The day of the most beautiful girl in the whole world and universe.
Connor: You know what October 1 means? The birthday of my beautiful daughter, Sky!
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National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.
Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.
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Slap your partner in the ass as many times as possible but on one condition you must be taller
On the 28 october you are allowed to slap your partners ass
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Hey Stephan, go give your mom a hug and remind her how much you love her!
October 26 is a loving day!
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It's October 13. It's happy day because it's Jimin day!
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