Office-Pirate

One, as such, who steals the praise and reward of another's hard work in office-type situations.

When Ron presented an idea made by a subordinant, he took all the praise of a job well done; thus leading to his new title: the office-pirate.

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post officer

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

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Office Slang

Any 'slang' used on the hit NBC show "The Office", most are inside jokes that you don't understand unless you watch the show or work for Dunder Mifflin Paper Company (see I just used office slang). Luncc Updawg Yeppers

Office Slang Example:

Is it me or does it smell like Updawg in Here?

What's Updawg?

Nothin' much what's up with you?

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Beat Office

To seek personal sexual gratification in the workplace

My boss is stressing me out, but I'll feel better once I go beat office.

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office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

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officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack

We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.

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Police Officer

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.

Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.

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