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Pour lighter fluid on your dick and fuck a pregnant bitch
"I got my bitch pregnant on accident so I had to hit her with that "flame fetus"
when some one stabs you with a lighter
A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me
An experimental rock band that mixes the sounds of Joy Division (post-punk), Radiohead (prog-rock), and various garage bands to make some w1x0rly sweet music.
The Flaming Lips is an awesome band.
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The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.
I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.
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When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.
The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.
"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And
"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".
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*A kick-ass band.
*A women having PMS.
*Burning lips.
"What? They call the labias lips."
-me
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The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.
Jon and Amy died last night.
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
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