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Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).
" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date
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A once premier center fielder for the Atlanta Braves, who has won many gold gloves and hit many home runs, but NOW SUCKS ASS FOR THE DODGERS even though he is one of their highest paid players.
"Hey! Now Andruw Jones is hitting even worse than Derek Lowe and Brad Penny!"
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{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.
"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"
"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."
"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."
"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."
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A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
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-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
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Rashida Leah Jones is an American actress. She is also a writer and producer. Rashida is widely known for her role as Ann Perkins on the NBC comedy TV show, Parks and Recreation.
Rashida Jones is a successful woman.
Rashida Jones is my favorite actress!
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Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.
Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.
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