On my soul

You use “on my soul” when you want to express how much you really mean something.

If you don’t quit talking shit ima fuck you up, that’s on my soul.

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on my hood

to put something on your hood to prove it is true; say when wanting to prove something that you know is true; for use in an argument

"on my hood i got the new j's!"

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My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

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my gf

A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.

Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.

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on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.

"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"

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not in my book

1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand

1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."

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my gg

Something you call someone who’s really yummy and a special someone who’s more than a just a friend ;).

Alex said to Connor “you’re my gg” cos she’s constantly drooling over him.

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