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similar to above with good examples tho
"Christ, she fills up the S Scale"
"don't look now but there's a 0 S Scale coming our way"
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A famous women rating system. The scale goes as follows:
The selected women is rated on five different features:
1. Face
2. Breasts
3. Body Frame
4. Butt
5. Legs
A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.
This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
Dude 1: "Hey look at Maria, what would you rate her on the T-Scale?"
Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."
Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"
Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.
Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
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A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.
The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.
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The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.
Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.
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Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
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The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.
The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.
The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
"She was a solid 7... on the Wishart Scale"
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The most perverted teacher at herbert green middle school.
William Scales is perverted.
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