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When a woman tits are so lumpy and fake they can be related to how lego duplos are so much bigger and faker than regular Legos
man i was watching hbo porn last night and the bitch had huge duplo tits.
Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."
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To become pissed off in seconds. Used in South Park episode "It's a Jersey thing"
Laura: When I heard Nancy call Sheila a whore, I thought she was going to bust a tit.
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Very large, natural breasts that have a definite fluid motion when bouncing, especially during intercourse.
Once those liquid tits started undulating, I knew foreplay was over and the bomb-run was imminent.
When a large-breasted lady runs, jumps or does anything that makes her breasts move independently of one another (one going up as the other descends, for instance) she is performing the act of tit juggling.
"Hey, did you see Brenda running to catch the bus today? Major tit juggling!"
Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.
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person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."
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