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when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster
boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya
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A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.
Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!
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A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
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1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.
"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"
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The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.
Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.
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Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.
Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?
Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.
Can I toast your hair?
Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.
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When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.
Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning
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