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2008 Europe Tour

Heroin overdose in mommy's basement

What did you do during the weekend my good Sir?
- I was on the 2008 Europe Tour

by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017

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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 15, 2017


drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 21, 2020


World Tour

To listen to music and dance while home alone. Usually pretending to be a famous pop star or singer.

Cierra: “ sorry I can’t talk on the phone I’m doing my Madonna world tour

Me “wow can you send me your setlist when you’re done”

by Stacy Bang February 3, 2019


Radio Media Tour

By definition, a Radio Media Tour is a series of back-to-back radio interviews that
allows a spokesperson to be interviewed by multiple radio stations and/or networks within a few hours. A spokesperson interacts directly with radio reporters
and this maximizes on-air time for a spokesperson, typically three to four
minutes per interview. A Radio Media Tour is a PR device used to publicize anything from a new album release to a museum exhibition.

I really liked Victoria Justices' single 'Gold' from summer 2013. However, maybe it would have been more successful if her record company had put more effort into promoting it...such as organizing a big Radio Media Tour. I think Victoria has a nice personality and if the public had heard her discuss the song on a Radio Media Tour maybe it would have had a bigger impact.

by milvianbridge February 28, 2014


Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021


Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 15, 2022