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Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
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Verb.
To punch a woman in the face. Named for punk rock/ woman-hating icon Ben Foster of the group Screeching Weasel.
Dude, did you see Mark last night? This bitch wouldn't fuck him so he Ben Weaseled her.
This slut at the bar was just asking for a Ben Weasel.
Linda: "My brain hurts from when Greg Ben Weaseled me"
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a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
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Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.
I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.
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A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock
"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."
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When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.
I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.
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