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Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.
You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?
Yeah I remember that scallywag .
Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.
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the most amazing person alive , will always care for you and will always treat u first, oscar ralls is the most pefect person ever.if you are lucky enough to date and oscar in genral you will be the happiest person alive , having and oscar in your life will allow you to be yourself and have the best time of your life
i love oscar ralls
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Oscar Squat aka Ondskan Squat is a man who can squat. "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" -Oscar Squat fanboy squad.
Fanboy squad "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Oscar "kill me now"
Oscar Squat
Fucking sexy don, very good at video games and wows the women with his massive dong
Damn bro you being like oscar shipp
a kind , handsome, man always with a determination to look his best , he loves animals and has an exquisite sense of style , he is defensive of those he loves and knows his priorities , he loves his animals most likely to be a dog or cat , although oscar stemp may come across as a possibly intimidating man he always has space in his heart for his girlfriend and a not so secret obsession with being a nerd.
what makes christian bale more attractive than robert pattison wentch?! - oscar stemp