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Mama Owl was a TikTok influencer who made videos about stories sent into her, most revolving around Childhood S/A Awareness, etc.
June of 2024, people started pointing out that it was weird she acted out a child's pants being pulled down and the teacher saying "its time to pay your penance", and "too bad you're trans, I cant get the full effect." A couple days later people screen recorded her on a live saying "Why would I find Jesus? Hes dead, hes decomposing." After a lot more controversy and drama, Mama Owl was banned. After getting banned and losing her job, people began to feel bad.
In the end it turned out she didn't get that story sent in to her, it was made up.
"Mommy, who's Mama Owl?"
*Sigh* "Its a long story bb"
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Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
Owl City aka Adam Randal Young is simply perfect and genius. To those who call him gay and who hate Owl City, go fuck yourself but like really fuck yourself, get into a fucking club with 100 black dudes and let them fuck you and then shoot you in the head.
"What's your favorite artist?"
"Owl City"
"ewww he's gay"
"this is the moment he knew...he fucked up"
When a man inserts a hollow tube/roller into the anus of a construction work and from the end shouts hoot hoot in the style of an owl.
Hank was feeling squirrely and asked brad for a North Shore barn owl during break
Is someone who is always asking who did something trying to get the latest gossip by "ear hustling".
"Someone went to jail stealing from that store."
"Hey, Who said that, and who is he or she?"
"Are you an owl? Mind your business..
code name for a super bowl party, but a way to get around saying "super bowl" so a restaurant doesn't need to pay the NFL. the term comes from the show "what we do in the shadows" where the main characters go to a super bowl party only to be disappointed there are now owls
Mike: Hey Frank are you excited for next weeks superb owl party?
Frank: Hell ya! Lets go Patriots!
Someone who abandons you to go hang out with other people.
Rick left our party to go hang out with some guy from out of town. What a cactus owl!