Mama Owl

Mama Owl was a TikTok influencer who made videos about stories sent into her, most revolving around Childhood S/A Awareness, etc.
June of 2024, people started pointing out that it was weird she acted out a child's pants being pulled down and the teacher saying "its time to pay your penance", and "too bad you're trans, I cant get the full effect." A couple days later people screen recorded her on a live saying "Why would I find Jesus? Hes dead, hes decomposing." After a lot more controversy and drama, Mama Owl was banned. After getting banned and losing her job, people began to feel bad.
In the end it turned out she didn't get that story sent in to her, it was made up.

"Mommy, who's Mama Owl?"
*Sigh* "Its a long story bb"

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Great Horny Owl

Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.

Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!

mamma owl

that one lady on tiktok that acted out a child getting SA'd

its time to pay your penance

hold on mamma owl… 𝓘’𝓶 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

owl boy

Bokuto

Me : Bokuto is an owl boy

You : yes

Owl Talk

The use of sexual phrases.

I can believe he talked about my breasts, this was not the place for Owl Talk

hootie owled

So fucked up you can barely keep your eyes open

5 shots and a joint in got me hootie owled

Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS