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From the word "Sket" meaning in an art lesson, someone who tries getting with someone else, instead of learning. Often failing.
Lucy: Do you want to sleep with me... i dont charge
John: No thankyou, your a sketch pad!!
Lucy: i suppose i should get on with my art work then.
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The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.
Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?
A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.
“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”
“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”
The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger
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Revenge for "Superman that ho." Stick a bloody pad on a guys back.
"I got so mad he tried to "superman" me, my internal birth control started. so tonight, I'm going to "Bloody Pad that Bro'."
"Dang girl! You go."
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Laughing so hard during your period that you urinate while wearing a pad.
You had me rolling on the floor and laughing so hard you almost made me pee my pad!
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The act of punching a girl in the vagina region while saying pad lad.
I pad laded my girlfriend.
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