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The same as bisexuality, but biphobic and transphobic.
-i'm pansexual, which means I didn't read the bisexual manifesto in my life!
A person who feels sexual attraction to kitchen pans typically used for cooking
Pansexual Person: Oh pan, your so attractive and round
Pan:
Pansexual Person: You have such a way with words
OMNISEXUAL AND PANSEXUAL ARE THE SAME OMNI LIKES MOST GENDERS, PAN LIKES ALL GENDERS OMNI LIKES MOST GENDERS!!
"why tf is this girl so fucking sexy?"
Pansexual: *sees picture*
Also Pan: OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You find no sexual attraction to any sex, you just want to hit them in the face with a pan 🍳
(all jokes)
Mia: “Hey Kim, I just found out that I’m bisexual!! What are you?”
Kim: “Oh I’m pansexual..”
Mia: “Why are you pulling out a pan?..”
Kim: “Well that’s what being pansexual is, you have no sexual attraction to any sex, but you want to hit your friends in the face 😈”
Mia: “SHE’S A RUNNER SHE’S A TRACKSTAR 🏃🏼 ♀️🏃🏼 ♀️“
A person who is sexual aroused by pans
Jerry needs to stop Fucking the pans, he is such a pansexual
Straight guys: Why are all of the hot girls lesbians?
Straight girls: why are all the hot guys taken?
Gay guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls out of my league????
Pans: Everyone is hawt what do i do??????????
Everyone is hawt when you are pansexual 😍