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A pair of plastic pants with tight elastic bands around the ankles, previously introduced on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. (Great Job)
The pants are to be worn UNDER your regular pants, (replacing underwear) and are used to collect your explosive diarrhea. When you have filled up your D-Pants, it is absolutely correct to take them out back, hose them off, and re-use them. No solids please.
Johnny: "Hello friend, how are you doing today!?"
Jimmy: "I am SWELL, did you hear about the new D-Pants?"
Johnny: "Why CERTAINLY, I am filling mine up right now as we speak!"
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Pants tucked into one’s socks in an effortless fashion so that wearing pants any other way looks ridiculous.
An iconic facet of Timothée Chalamet’s personal style.
“Must tuck in 😝”
Timmy’s airport style is hella tight — especially his pants in socks.
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A party in which all attendees are required not to wear pants or anything below the waste. On occassions when underwear is not allowed, it is strongly suggested that a protective plastic covering be placed on all sofas and chairs for the duration of the party.
Welcome to the No Pants Party, Panos, drop your drawers and find a friend!
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A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"
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they are similar to shants, but much more gay
Bystander #1: why does that kid always wear stefan pants?
Bystander #2: i dont know hes had those pants for like 6 years
Bystander #1: yeah you can see his ankles and everything
Bystander #2: thats what makes them stefan pants dumbfuck
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Hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).
Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.
Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!
Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.
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A cunning swift chop to the gonads. The desired result is a burning sensation in the genitalia of an unsuspecting chap.
Person 1: Would you like a pants pepper?
Person 2: Why what is that?
(Person 1 proceeds to chop the gonads, or "pepper" if you will).
Person 2: Ouch.. it burns.. silly me.
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