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A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
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When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
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Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be
Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!
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1. Bish of shoebomb 2. One who pushes da c0c
Shoe pwns para!!!
para gagged me with his c0c
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The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.
"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."
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People think that it is unbelievable if a presidential candidate wins in the electoral college but has 5 to 10 percent LESS popular vote. This definition shows an absurd and extreme, but illuminating example of how the loser in the presidential election can have an arbitrarily high percentage of the popular votes compared to the winner, i.e., way more then 5 or 10 percent.
Suppose there are 540 electoral votes. Divide the states into two groups, one having 271 votes, the other 269. Suppose in the "271" states, only 1 person in each state votes Democrat, 0 Republican. Suppose in the "269" states, 0 vote Democrat, millions Republican. Then by the electoral college majority, the democrats win but the Republicans have a million times more votes than the Democrats.
In the 2012 presidential election, it initially appeared that we might have an electoral college paradox. But the Democratic popular vote came back up and it was avoided.
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A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.
redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people
redneck 2: i know right
near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.
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