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Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world
Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"
Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "
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similar to a Dirty Sanchez but with cocaine and spit
Paris Hilton:Do you want a Dirty Paris?
You:Ok?
Paris Hilton: *Puts finger in mouth, rubs finger in cocaine, smears under lip*
Paris Hilton: Now Sniff
(Props to ShaneDawsonTV)
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The definition of a fashion Nazi
One who follows gay trends
Paris Hitler over there, you know the one with the Venti Latte, she lectured me about how uncool my shoes were. Then she started talking about voting for Obama, because he was "cute" and had "nice ears."
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a woman who sounds like she has a mouth full of nigga grease.
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Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
Look at them bones: She's a paris Hilton.
Walking corpse
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1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).
2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.
Paris Hilton is famous. Why?
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A secret society that is one of the most powerful to date. Made of high-profile celebrities, hollywood execs, political figures, millionaires, and regular men. Jay-Z and Kanye West are "rumored" to be members, and are said to allude to the Society in certain songs.
It is “rumored” that the black-out in the 2013 SuperBowl was a direct effort of the Paris Society, as a private display of power to its members.
They identify and control what is seen as sexually attractive, using movies, music, and neurological and psychological research.
Because being more attractive is a biological drive, it drives 70 - 80% of human behaviors - from the drive to make more money, having a nicer car, buying make-up or clothes, become more popular, work certain jobs.
Their overall goal is to "change human sexual attraction" to move toward more intelligent, more ambitious, and more global-minded as attractive, instead of having males “focus on getting a hot car”.
Thought their goal may seem ideal, they use extremely manipulative tactics and are extremely powerful.
They own a hidden front-end company, Social Solutions, to give some of their tactics away to men. They released an eBook, entitled "The Secrets". In the 2 weeks it was launched, it broke several sales records, reached 3,000,000 people, and was on track to becoming the fastest-selling eBook of all time. The Paris Society quickly took it down and suppressed rumors. There is talk of releasing it to the public soon.
Guy 1: "Shit, I saw a guy in a Ferrari with 3 other hot girls inside"
Guy 2: "Paris Society."
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