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Hell on Earth. It’s hot as hell and for some reason idiots live there even though it’s inhospitable without a fucking AC. If Phoenix is inhabited, then why the hell isn’t the Sahara or Outback Desert inhabited? The only things they have in Phoenix are families that couldn’t afford the other shithole called California and useless and worthless cactuses that just do nothing.
Fuck Phoenix. I’m glad I’m not living in that shithole.
Phoenix is the coolest friend someone could ask for. He's super handsome and strong and always knows what to say. Everyone wants him but hes loyal to the one he loves. Phoenix is super comforting and makes everything better. He gives the best advice. Will make you feel loved and special. Everyone needs a Phoenix in their life
Wow, Phoenix is such an amazing friend!
Phoenix is a great bf but a horrible person. Rude, Selfish, just a plain out bitch.
A very hot man with a HUGE penis
Omg the guy I fucked last night was such a phoenix
Someone who has no security whatsoever
Phoenix: I forgot my password...
Person 1: Oh, it's 349822!
Phoenix: Thanks...??