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A lame ass friend that only calls, but never wants to hang out in person.
He's just a phone-a-friend; he'll talk on the phone with me, but never wants to hang out.
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to knock over a telephone (usually cordless)
"Man, he was so high I was sure he would spill the phone when he set down that bong"
"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."
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When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
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When you are on the phone with your boyfriend / girlfriend for hours & hours talking mostly bullshit but in a cute way because you both are enjoying eachother's company.
Friend One : What you doing girl ?
Friend Two : On the Phone With Joshua
Friend One : Phone Cuffin
Friend Two : You Already
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A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.
Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.
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This term originated from a TV advert in september/october 2009, where a teacher takes a phone off a pupil and then says the legendary line... wicked phone.
This has come a common phrase in many south east towns. The way you say wicked phone is very important and to imitate the advert is crutial in getting it correct.
You need to emphesise and elongate the i in wicked more than you normally would.
It can be used when something is really good and you want to express how good it is.
Examples:
Man 1 "i just got an A in my Maths A-level"
Man 2 "ahh wicked phone! well done!"
Man 1 "I nailed Suzie last nite!"
Man 2 "wicked phone, she has massive tits!!"
Man 1 "have you seen my new phone?"
Man 2 "Thats a wicked phone"
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When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.
My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!
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