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A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.
I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.
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Something someone says to you, but you could careless about what they say or mean.
Ex:
Hannah: "Chase told me a bunch of plastic lines last night."
Connor: "What did he say?"
Hannah: "He regretted cheating on me".
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having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.
Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.
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You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.
Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
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Plastic Cup: A cup made of plastic. It holds water and other beverages and items. It can be very harmful to the environment.
Plastic cups ruin the environment. They get thrown on the ground instead of trashcans. Don't waste plastic. Put it in the recycle bin. If you see plastic cups on the floor, go and put it in the nearest trashcan.
You will be saving our world by throwing away plastic cups.
Use reusable cups instead.
Person 1: Look at that plastic cup on the floor.
Person 2: Well it's not mine, I'm not picking it up.
Person 1: Never speak to me again.
*Person 1 picks up the plastic cup and throws it into a trashcan*
Person 1: You are a piece of garbage.
*Person 1 walks away*
Person 2: Oh, I just realized, I should pick up plastic and throw it away. It's good for the world.
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awesome, sweet, radical, far out, out of this world, da bomb,
Bro, this party is so plastic and cans
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Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.
Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?
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