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Performing an act of fellatio. This could relate to humans, animals or anything with a dong.
The girls are coming over tonight to get some pole smoking lessons from yours truly. I can't wait to blow a big load on their faces.
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Directly after having anal sex with your buddy's little sister, you stuff your cock in her mouth.....thus creating a rusty pole.
"Dude, I gave your sister a rusty pole last night...the best part was she liked it"
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When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.
I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.
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A female stripper at a gentleman's club
I heard that Jane dropped out of college and is working late at night as a pole hugger.
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When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
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Referencing a lawsuit concerning Bernard Madoff and allegations of cocaine trafficking, the term 'North Pole' applies to a place where there is abundant cocaine use. This draws attention to the similarities between cocaine and snow and references the fact that the north pole is, obviously, quite a snowy place.
"Hey, man, can I score some blow?"
"Of course! You know it's the North Pole up in this bitch!"
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