Poon tang

A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc.

God damn, that was some sweet 'tang - Got her just as she was gettin' out the 'tub. I sucked her pussy 'till her head caved in.

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poon swank

An erroneous odour emitting from a woman's vaginal area. The scent is unpleasant, causing nausea and uncontrollable bleeding.

She has got serious poon swank, and I couldn't do the deed!!

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poon cheese

A infected stinky puss; yellow or brown-white secreted from the vagina.

-NO! You don't want to hit that ass! Them drawls are bruin some nasty poon cheese.
Fo-sho?


-(Prostitute)"I'll spread my sweet poon cheese all over your crescent roll." Mmmm you like that baby...

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Poon Monsoon

A group of hot girls

I was sitting by the pool when a poon monsoon rolled in and took over the place.

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poon harpoon

Penis. Literally means a harpoon used to stab vaginas or "poon-tang".

"Man, my poon harpoon is so hard and ready... I'm about to spunk!"

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poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.

Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.

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ghoul poon

1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.

1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.

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