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When a girl covers a guys dick in carmel, lets it harden, then she eats the carmel shell why sucking him.
The client payed 50 dollars for the hot candy shop clerk to recieve a caramel popsicle.
A evil murder cuts off all of her victim's Caramel Popsicles for fun.
When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
When you fuck somebody in the ass, they shit on it, you pull it out and lick it off like chocolate ice cream
Can you give me the chocolate Popsicle later?
After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.
Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.
When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.
I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot
The TikTok trend of trying to find a perfect one and the TikTok cult
Im in the spongebob popsicle cult so I’m gonna eat this spongebob popsicle because it’s not perfect