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When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.
When a girl covers a guys dick in carmel, lets it harden, then she eats the carmel shell why sucking him.
The client payed 50 dollars for the hot candy shop clerk to recieve a caramel popsicle.
A evil murder cuts off all of her victim's Caramel Popsicles for fun.
lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
Popsicle in the freezer = having a dildo in your closet