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prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.

Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.

by pljones December 26, 2008

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prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.

Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

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Prison Sandwhich

A 'sandwhich' made of softened, unseasoned Ramen Noodles stuffed with anything you can find from the prison canteen.

A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing. The Ramen Noodles are left in the wrapper and enough hot water is added to fill it to the top. Do not add the seasoning from the Ramen Noodle package. In about a minute, pour out the hot water and the noodles will be hot and softer. Let stand in the wrapper for another 2 minutes until cool. Then, find any left over canteen food and stuff the inside of the 2 Ramen Noodle layers.

I love my prison sandwhich stuffed with Veletta rice and beans!

by EmiJEmi May 2, 2010

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Cum Prison

When somone cums on you and your waiting for them to clean it up. Your in cum prison

He had me in Cum prison as he sat on the toilet for a whole 10 minutes

by duniper July 30, 2021


Prison Dom

absolute chick magnet who wheels all the rachet carroll bitches. His beautiful jawline is pristine. His head is shaved to perfection

Dom: you see that kid talking to 4 girls
Jack: it’s gotta be prison dom

by BoschMaster22 December 8, 2021


Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021


Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him

Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day

by Famallamalam May 25, 2016