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oopsie-puss

A mistake that is typically made by a female who isn't paying attention

Oopsie-puss, I didn't mean to bump into you!

by Lightening Sparkles March 31, 2021


Love Puss

The gelatinous liquid that appears after some vigorous throttling of the one eyed snake

Hank: Hey Darrel, I rubbed the Herman Gelmet to the point where I couldn’t decide that it hurt or felt good. Before I could make up my mind I had an awful mess on my hands…
Darrel: that my boy was love puss. Wash your hands well. Make sure the water isn’t too hot. If it is you’ll be in a real pickle.

by OG turncoat December 29, 2022


Passive Puss

the definition of passive puss is a man that can be verbally and physically abused and not have a reaction of aggression or emotional distress.

Todd is such a passive puss that Zach verbally abused him all day and ended up using spackle jack to lube him up.

by shanky740 February 1, 2019


Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye

Girl: That guy is a total puss machine

by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019


puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts December 26, 2007


puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 February 9, 2016


After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020