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Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015


flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 June 9, 2011


rape drapes

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.

That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.

by gjohnso October 5, 2010


rape guard

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).

Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.

by turdnificent December 26, 2012


Space Rape

Space rape is a simple action when some dumb ass alien hobos rape you for fun.
It is not mandatory that they are hobos, but it most situations that is the case.
A very very common situation you can get yourself in while sucking your won dick.

American Dad conversation :
Stan: We will never know what happened to Jeff.

Roger: Space Rape

by kurzavas August 7, 2013

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Armpit Rape

When you stick your dick in their armpit and go to work on that shit till it causes a slight burn.

Becky was going to class when jimmy walked up on her and hit her in the face and raped her armpit. Thats "Armpit Rape".

by Jao024 January 19, 2012


Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010