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After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the Article III standard. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the Article LXIX (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"
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On November 28th after Beat a Furry Day, all furries are allowed to k!ll the ones that murdered the furries and the humans cannot fight back.
We need to take revenge, let's start the Furry Revenge day.
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Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.
Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.
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Lifestyle Revenge Sex occurs when a person's significant other in the lifestyle cheats on them. The two people who were cheated on then arrange to do the same without the knowledge of the two cheaters. Only after completing the act do they tell the other two. Alternatively the two, who were wronged, make the other two watch and are not allowed any other interaction during the act or afterwards.
Joe: It was only a birthday gift.
Karla: It was my birthday...
Yasmeen + Pablo: Happy belated Lifestyle Revenge Sex birthday!
catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge
Derived from Taylor Swift’s “better than revenge” from her 3rd studio album “Speak Now” you can be the most feminist person but when Better than revenge comes on it will bring out the internet misogyny
I love women!
*better than revenge plays*
Camilla is a slut ew..
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April 25th is a day when the girls can get back for “national rape day” so girls let the purge begin 😎
Girl:its april 25th
Girl: yes national revenge day get the weapons
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