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"Santa, can I please have a bag of wiggly rice for Christmas. I ate some off a piece of chicken and it tasted really good.
a yummy rice dish that is made of midget asian dicks
(kid) Mum what we are we having for dinner tonight
(mum) rice yum my baby boy
(kid) i love that its my favourite i want a lot
When words cannot describe the amount of rice that is required to get a kid named Maurice to take his headband off. (Because legit half the girls think he looks hot without it)
David: Hey Joe, don't you think More Rice should take his headband off for once?
Joe: Yeah man, he looks freakin lit without it!
When you get a girl/guy's number off someone elses phone and start calling/texting them, not doing the work to get it yourself.
"How did you get her number man?!"
"Haha, I just riced it bro"
"Hey what are you doing on my phone?"
"Im ricin' that chicks digits"
"Why don't you ask some chicks for their numbers?"
"Na, i'll just go ricing digits later."
When your bf sticks his favorite rice up your ass and then he fucks you. After that he’ll suck all the rice, cum, and shit right out.
Bottom: Do you like the idea of Anal Rice?
Top: Fuck yeah I had anal rice just last week!
“Manny, ur a freak!”
“Shut up Breton Rice , ur a fatass and an idiot!”
“Dies”
Someone that only dates Asians
Emily is a phat rice queen
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