River Head

Getting a BJ on the river.

You are rafting on the river and your gf leans over and starts to blow you RIVER HEAD!!!

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Rivers Cuomo

A very weird yet attractive singer.
Wears MASSIVE geek specs.
Brilliant songwriter, the guy responsible for a decade of brilliant music.
A Rock GOD.(shame he's so weird though)

I LOOOVE Rivers Cuomo
Isn't he a weirdo?
Yeah but he's a hot weirdo (drool)
(let's just hope rivers himself isn't reading it)

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Dirty River

when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.

Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river

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River Dog

A turd which is let loose into a river due to the non-availability of a toilet.

"Oh man, we were out fishing on the boat the other day, and my dad dropped a monstrous River Dog into the Cumberland. There's no way he could have made it fifteen minutes back to the marina."

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river rat

In poker, the river is the fifth commmunity card to come up and the river rat is a person who called all wagers, with no apparent hand and a minute chance of winning, in order to catch some miracle card and 'river' any legitamate betting/raising hands.

I flopped a set, pounded it the whole way, and that river rat Mario called all the way just to hit a gut-shot.

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Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

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River Rat

Another reference to a USN SWCC (Special Warfare Combatant-Craft Crewman. SWCC are our nation’s premier force for operating and maintaining high-performance, state-of-the art craft on NSW combat missions in littoral (shallow-water) environments. These elite fast-boat operators are part of Naval Special Warfare Command, which is comprised of SEAL Teams, SEAL Delivery Vehicle (SDV) Teams and Special Boat Teams.

Highly-experienced “Brown Water” boat operators in support of SEAL missions.

The River Rats will be the support transporting the SEALS for the combat mission.

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