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When man whispers "you are the fattest most disgusting pig I have ever seen" into the ear of an assumedly fat woman while he on top of her having sex in the doggystyle position. She will be angered and will begin trying to buck the man off of her and the man must try to stay on top, hence, fat bitch rodeo.
I lasted 12 secoonds the last time I did a fat bitch rodeo.
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~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.
"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."
First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."
Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
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when the girl is on top, making love to a man, and she leans forward and whispers into his ear 'your dad likes this too' and sees how long she can stay on for.
that girl lori boston rodeo queen'd him
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Texas prisoners took part in the rodeo that came to their town every year. So a common retort to let another prisoner know they had been imprisoned for a few years and were not hearing anything new was, “this ain’t my first rodeo”.
“I know that, Dude. This ain’t (is not) my first rodeo. Rodeo, a way to mark the number of years one has been imprisoned in the Texas Prison System. Not my first rodeo.
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When to or more women with white face paint run around while a man try to insert his penis in to one of them
That west virginia rodeo was dank man
When you're banging a really fat chick doggie style and your friends are hiding in the closet. After a little while your friends run out of the closet and yell "GO!" Thats when you hold on to the fat chick for dear life as she tries to get away. Longest time wins!
"I won the fat chick rodeo with a time of 15 seconds!"
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The Reverse AIDS rodeo is where on initiating the game of normal "AIDS rodeo" where you expect your partner to try and get away as quick as possible, the partner instead says something like
"Really? So do I"
reversing the game, making you now the person who needs to get away quickly.
I tried to AIDS rodeo this girl and then she told me she had AIDS as well, i shit myself man! I can't believe i got done by the Reverse AIDS rodeo
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