Get my ducks in a row

Complete one's preparations, become efficient and well organised. This synonym for get one's act together probably alludes to lining up target ducks in a shooting gallery. Slang; 1970s

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row before I go to Munich.

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front row bad kids

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.

"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"

3 times in a row

when you fuck in three different places in a house or apartment. This also consists of having three orgasams.

Babe, wanna do it 3 times in a row?

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not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

chunky monkey rowe goob

it is short for a person who is fat and is proud of it

he is a chunky monkey rowe goob

Social media death row

When a social media account is permanently disabled

Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.

Death Row Blow Job

Death Row Blow Job

I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal

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