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n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it
Last night I gave my wife a ROYAL RIMJOB
When your friend got a kill streak of two in one shot and paid to win + stop spawn camping
Husband: Hes cracked there’s only one left
Wife: Got em
Husband: LETS GO W ABORTNITE ROYALE
When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.
I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.
When a man’s foreskin is cut in the shape of a crown, and swiftly inserts his penis into another man’s anal sphincter.
“Bro my ass hurts so much!”
“Wait, why?”
“My boyfriend did the Royal Entry on me last night.”
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.
That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper
When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug
Sean had the royal sip, on new years.