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A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits
"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"
n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.
I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.
When a man’s foreskin is cut in the shape of a crown, and swiftly inserts his penis into another man’s anal sphincter.
“Bro my ass hurts so much!”
“Wait, why?”
“My boyfriend did the Royal Entry on me last night.”
When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug
Sean had the royal sip, on new years.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.
That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper
A person who is such a peasant it's Royal
Oh I'm sorry you Royal Peasentry