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In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.
Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.
What you say to your friends or people around you when you fart in front of them
Jared "ohhh safety all boys"
Nick "You stink"
Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).
The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.
"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"
"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .
“ safety everything you have to go streaking!”
*Other person goes streaking*
the 'money shot', ejaculation
ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.