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"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
When you're on a first date and decide to go to a gelato shop and the guy asks for salted Macadamia. It implies that they enjoy the sexual act of Pegging.
Hi sir what gelato would you like? I'll have the salted macadamia! (girl) "wow that's bold."
Another name for crack cocaine, the white grainy substance similar to salt.
Bro are you selling the devil’s salt rn?
You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!
When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.
"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."
Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland
Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt