blonde with sand

A coffee with cream and sugar.

I'll have a scone and a blonde with sand please.

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Sand Bagging

When one man puts his balls on top of another man’s balls.

Person 1: “How was the orgy last night?”
Person 2: “Bad, they all started sand bagging me”

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Sand Cracker

A person of Middle Eastern and Caucasion decent. Usually used as a comical, derogatory or racist term.

"Is Amera from Saudi Arabia or something?"

"No. She's a sand cracker. Her Mom is white."

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sand jew

1. A jew who is from the Middle East.
2. A jew who is cranky (sand in their vagina).

"Man he is cranky, he must be a sand jew!!!"

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bear sand

Typically a composite mixture of Dorito Cheese Power, Gardetto Dust, and Goldfish Powder. It is also very common to include little bits of chicken strip seasoning and dried up hamburger helper in the substance. Properly named "Bear Sand" to reflect it's soft, loamy sand texture once built up to enough volume.

I think the previous tenant here was an animal...I found bear sand all over the place

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sand negro

A person from Pakistan or India.

Corkle told his pal Joe Dawg that the dark skinned grocer at the market on 4th street stunk. Joe Dawg told Corkle that the dark skinned grocer was probably a sand negro.

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sand boi

Somebody who fills a condom with sand and puts it up their cousin's butt.

"Jimmy's a sand boi, I seen't it!"

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