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Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.
Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?
Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!
Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!
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what sees a Windows user most frequently
Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.
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Someone who will print screen everything potentially embarassing that someone says on IM.
Usually one of those really annoying people that could make absolutely ANYTHING an innuendo for something.
Josh: well tell me when you want it
Beth: :D
Beth: oh i will Josh.
Beth: *print screens*
Josh: You're such a print screen sheriff!
Beth: Keeping the IM world safer for both of us.
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Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.
useage:
ex.1:
"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."
ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?
Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.
Kramer: I'll do it.
George: Really? You wanna come?
Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.
Elaine: Where are they goin'?
Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
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In the bad old days before XP, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...
I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!
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One that blows their marijuana smoke out the window of a bedroom window. They are trying to get their mouth as outside the window as possible so their lips press against the screen and it looks as if they're kissing it.
Steve- "Hey dude how did you sneak out to smoke that chron?"
Arnold- "Naw man I didn't sneak out... I'ma fuckin screen kisser."
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to look on your opponents screen when playing an intense game of halo.
In the middle of a sniper shootout, "quit screen licking you jerk!", "Howd you know i was screen-licking, that means u were screen licking!"
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