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The act of shocking see shockera girl with the fingers in such a position that your fingers resemble spock from star trek, remember live long and prosperous
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A brief sickness that overcomes a person who just went out to dinner with the family and completely ****ing pigged out, forgetting he or she was supposed to be on a diet. Characterized by sudden urge to do 500 songs on DDR or to swallow a bottle of laxatives, whining to girlfriends about "never eating again", and feeling incedibly a zaftig for the next few days.
Gloria: Oh my god, this steak is great! Can I try some of your lobster? That appetizer was excellent, and this beer is divine! Are you up for dessert? That ice cream pie has my name on it! Will you finish your fries?
Henrietta: Slow down, porky! Eat just a few more bites and you will go into anafatasstic shock.
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A shock and awe is a modification of the traditional 'shocker' technique.
After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
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Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.
"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."
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when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."
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Radio personality used to make the masses feel better about themselves.
"If this shock jock has a show than I must be a friggin genius!"
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The reaction you has when you discover exactly how young the girl you've been dating really is.
"Brian had sticker shock when he discovered that his girlfriend was really 17"
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