shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

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Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

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shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

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slop shoot

a loose and or diseased vagina commonly used for sexual gratification by multiple people or animals.

you:"man that chick is smokin hot"
me:"you kidding? you couldn't pay me enough to touch her nasty slop shoot"

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shooting the deuce

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.

As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.

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shoot the shit

1. A word described to hang out or chill with friends or recall times of memories

2. To shit your underwear and hang it on a close line. Grab a shotgun or pistol and KABOOM shoot the shit!

3. Explosive diarrhea in the toilet or on somebody a messy Cleveland steamer.

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1. Having a get together for the super bowl come on over and shoot the shit.

2. Get a mental image of a bullet causing exploding poo and urine coming out of a pair of tightey whiteys.

3. I ran to the toilet cause I felt a case of explosive diarrhea coming over me. I did not make it and shot the shit all over her cat.

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shooting the shit

slang for talking with someone about nothing in particular.

"Come on over and shoot the shit" Nirvana-Aneurysm

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