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n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.
e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."
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the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
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To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
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Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
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A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.
OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!
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The act of your girl giving you a blow job while taking a shit and ejaulating in her hair
During sex Sunita wanted to take a shit so I gave that bitch a trini shower
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To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant
You going to have a douche?
Nah mate, tactical shower.
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