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Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him
Teacher: eh eh
To dog the boys by sleeping with men
I heard you terry simpson last night instead of coming to the pub
fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.
fuck that girl is an Ella Simpson. She keeps running around neighing and shit
(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.
That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
well how could you not live this fat meat eating obese being who is an alcoholic who loves everyone! Besides stupid Flanders. Screw Marge! Homer is mine.
whos Homer Simpson and what’s the deal with this guy?
Homer Simpson is the worlds best character