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1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
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A group of black guys that date only white girls.
Marcus- "Yo I saw you and your jawn Amy. Since when did you join the ski club!?"
Ben- "Yeah man, i fxcks with them."
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When a woman is pleasuring herself (or being pleasured by her lover) using a frozen dildo and pulls an switches from vaginal to anal penetration or vise versa
"so then I grabbed the rubbery dong from the freezer and went ski swap on the bitch"
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the middle man in a three way gay relationship, shaking his male partners cocks at the same time, thus looking like a ski instructor.
look! tarquin is juggling carl and quintin's cock's, he looks like a reet ski instructor.
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When you cup a man's testicals and or penis from behind by surprise.
John came home and Josh ran behind and gave him a ski lift!
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Lil Ski is a Young rapper who runs a gang called Thicc Gang he also make music and other work with rappers such as Lil So Sa, Lil Nugget, Lil Pump,etc
Guy 1: hey have you heard of Lil Ski
Guy 2: yeah his music is dope
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synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)
"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"
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