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Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.

(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.

by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 8, 2021


Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste April 17, 2012


Man-skirted

To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.

Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”

by The Elvis Pressley April 19, 2019


t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.

"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"

by burgundy14 August 21, 2014


skirt-fluffer

NOUN - (usually as a female) one who dances around barefooted in Show Low Pines, with earphones in.

Tammy is a wild child...a skirt-fluffer!

by sexctwerp January 24, 2019


News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.

Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.

by Bobb6 November 8, 2021


skirt pudding

Eating out a women's vagina.

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.

by 24mill December 26, 2014