(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis
"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."
To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.
Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night
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a parody of the show attack on titan except all the characters are genz and have genz behaviour
slap on titan:
Eren:"Captain Levi!"
Levi:"Omg WHAT"
Eren:"We're-we're in a forest!"
Levi: No shit sherlock
An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.
A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"
It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. It refers to having rough sex.
Person 1: hey, wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: omg- but what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we can do both ;)
to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.
are you ready to bust on slap from here?