Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.

"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."

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Sober-Up Beer

The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.

"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."